ONCE IN A LIFETIME

WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!!1!

you found my evil lair...... im plotting world ending yet comically impractical inventions with my loyal yet naive henchman as we speak.

DAILY QUOTES AND OTHER STUFF

5/5/25

DEATH TO FALSE COMICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! milk and cheese you are so incomprehensible i llove it.

5/6/25

AM said it with the sliding cold horror of a razor blade slicing my eyeball. AM said it with the bubbling thickness of my lungs filling with phlegm, drowning me from within. AM said it with the shriek of babies being ground beneath blue-hot rollers. AM said it with the taste of maggoty pork. AM touched me in every way I had ever been touched, and devised new ways, at his leisure, there inside my mind. i have no mouth and i must uhhhh CREAM am freakay whyd he TOUCH him!

5/7/25

I don't like sand. absolute cinema

5/15/25

sorry for the lack of quotes guys ive been locked in. today's yap is that i really like the first fnaf arc. i dont really gaf about post-custom night but the first arc is so good its so good its so GOOD WOO!!! the game design is amazing from the ambiance to the sounds and i can't personally reccomend enough playing fnaf 1-4 yourself

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY....

my name is SAM!!!!!! i am an american teenager and i made this uhhh website because erm uh yeah i did do that huh. click around stay a while government is run by centipede and alien

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apandah will be real in 2025